i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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