maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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