just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
