I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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