I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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