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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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