Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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