I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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