dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Girls should come with a carfax report
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Randomize
