i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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