Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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