her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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