Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
bring money and cleavage
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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