Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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