an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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