whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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