Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Pooping to opera.
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