dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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