I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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