Buhtt sex?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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