So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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