He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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