My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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