How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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