I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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