her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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