He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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