Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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