life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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