so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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