Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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