i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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