You're my little dorito
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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