just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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