don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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