If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again