I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
How's work?
Spinning.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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