i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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