dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i think my mom watched the whole time
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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