Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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