he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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