You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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