Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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