I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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