...so i touched it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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