I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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