My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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