how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed