U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I showed him my bush... on skype.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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