Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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