It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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