We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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