was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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