thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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