so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
we should paint friendship bongs
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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