Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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