I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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