just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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