It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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