belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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